Ugh, you guys. Sometimes, you spend a whole afternoon working on a poster and only a quarter of it is usable.

Ugh, you guys. Sometimes, you spend a whole afternoon working on a poster and only a quarter of it is usable.

BUSINESS DAD.

BUSINESS DAD.

Hey. It’s been a while since we’ve talked. Take a seat?
So, I spent the last few weeks working on a series of spot illustrations for video cards promoting Garfunkel and Oates' new show on IFC.

Got all that? I don’t.
Anyway, one of them’s a butt heart. Check ‘em out here.

Hey. It’s been a while since we’ve talked. Take a seat?

So, I spent the last few weeks working on a series of spot illustrations for video cards promoting Garfunkel and Oates' new show on IFC.

Got all that? I don’t.

Anyway, one of them’s a butt heart. Check ‘em out here.

I’m on Dribbble now.

I’m on Dribbble now.

Been busy with legitimate work, so here’s a panel from a possible comic about the Beach Boys.

Been busy with legitimate work, so here’s a panel from a possible comic about the Beach Boys.

Spending the week doing a series of illustrations for a client.
This poor guy did not make the cut.

Spending the week doing a series of illustrations for a client.

This poor guy did not make the cut.

Happy Fourth from the Belfast Cowboy.

Happy Fourth from the Belfast Cowboy.

Long-gestating idea.

Long-gestating idea.

From kindergarten to second grade, my school had us wear self-made shirts with our name on them for PE class. Somewhere in that timeframe, I remember my mom asking me what I would be putting on mine for that following year. Enthusiastically, I responded with something to the extent of “a skull! With a sword going through it! And there’s blood!” A hissing snake may’ve been involved too, I can’t remember at the moment.

Obviously horrified, she put an immediate kibosh on the Hell’s Angel imagery and did the shirt up herself as plainly as possible. The result was a less-than-exciting Gym class, a Polaroid of the world’s surliest-looking six year-old (fig. 2), and a probable justification for why I am the way I am today.

Look. It’s just trees, okay?

Look. It’s just trees, okay?

Ty Dale and I made some basketball teams over at Behance. Give em a look.
Also, if anyone out there is interested in doing their own, drop me a line.

Ty Dale and I made some basketball teams over at Behance. Give em a look.

Also, if anyone out there is interested in doing their own, drop me a line.

And now, the starting lineup for your 1974 Washington Cosmonauts.

And now, the starting lineup for your 1974 Washington Cosmonauts.

Collaborating with the obscenely talented Ty Dale.

Collaborating with the obscenely talented Ty Dale.